ooh, british accent

[pandion]

It's not like Andi never noticed him before. He's totally cute and everything. She's been noticing boys for, like, a while. (She doesn't have the date noted in Inscrutable Cipher like Bella, but it's definitely been a while.) It's just that until he had to give that report in week two of American History she didn't hear him talk very much.

Mmmmmmmmmmm British accent. There's probably kinds. She can't identify this one and doesn't care, they're all yummy. He's yummy. Yum. She's going to have to talk to him at lunch, or something, if she can get him off by himself. Maybe Bella will help.

Andi scopes out the situation around Ethan Rayne, He Of The Hot Accent, at lunch.

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[aeskhyne]

"In that case," says Ethan's friend, "you should probably grab her and run."

[pandion]

Andi giggles again. "It is, I just don't know why it's supposed to help!"

[instar]

Bella casts a suspicious glance in Ethan's direction. "Why? What's wrong with him? What would he do?"

[aeskhyne]

"Oh, nothing's wrong with him," the friend assures her. "Stellar sense of humour, adorable accent... thing is, though, he's a total ice queen. Girl's got more chance of winning the lottery than getting him to like her."

[palmofyourhand]

"I think it has its charms, personally."

[instar]

"Are you basing this solely on him not liking you as much as you like? Because a majority of the population is, reportedly, heterosexual. Or do you have more examples?"

[pandion]

"Sure, but I don't think it'll do a good job of helping me not stutter when I try to talk about Czechoslovakia. Whose idea was it to name the place Czechoslovakia?"

[palmofyourhand]

"Czechs," says Ethan, "and maybe Slovaks?"

[aeskhyne]

"I never said he doesn't fuck me," the friend points out. "I said he doesn't like me. I know they kind of sound similar, but they're really not the same thing."

[pandion]

"Probably those egotistical Czechs and Slovaks, naming things after themselves. They should have named the place after something pronounceable instead."

[instar]

"So he's emotionally unavailable," translates Bella, "and I should possibly remind Andi that there is an entire island full of people with accents like his."

[aeskhyne]

"Yeah. Ice queen. Like I said."

[palmofyourhand]

"And yet," says Ethan, "you just pronounced it."

[instar]

"Thanks for the warning. I think she'll survive chatting and eating Tuna Surprise with him, though, so I don't think I'll literally grab her and run unless someone pulls the fire alarm. And she'd probably be the one grabbing me, in that case, I'm the one who can't run if her life depends on it."

[pandion]

"Yeah, but not in front of lots of people worrying about my grade."

[palmofyourhand]

Ethan shrugs.

"I wouldn't know," he says, "I never have any trouble."

[aeskhyne]

"Suit yourself," the friend says amicably.

[pandion]

"Lucky," sighs Andi, and she sips her juice.

[instar]

"Always do."

[aeskhyne]

He grins.

"What's your name, anyway?"

[palmofyourhand]

Yes, consuming the least questionable parts of their meals in silence, what a brilliant plan.

[instar]

"Bella. I'm afraid I don't remember yours confidently enough to hazard a guess."

[pandion]

Andi will not be thwarted! He should talk. In his lovely accent. Hmmm. "I guess I wouldn't actually have to talk about Czechoslovakia in particular since it's American history. Is that weird for you, doing a whole year on American history?"

[palmofyourhand]

"Sort of comes with the territory, doesn't it?"

[aeskhyne]

"I," says Ethan's friend, with immense pride and satisfaction, "am Trouble."